Professional Overthinker Tee

For everyone who has replayed a conversation from three years ago at 2am, convinced themselves a two-minute wait for a text means something, or spent forty-five minutes deciding what to order only to second-guess it the moment the server walked away — this one's yours.

The Professional Overthinker Tee is the lightweight option for when you want to overthink in warmer weather. Less fabric, same amount of existential spiralling.

Unisex fit, please reference chart when selecting your size.

Unisex sizing, most people wear their true size for a relaxed look.

Unsure of your size? Measure the width of your favourite tee (armpit to armpit) and length (top to bottom).

S: 18”W x 28”L

M: 20”W x 29”L

L: 22”W x 30”L

XL: 24”W x 31”L

XXL: 26”W x 32”L

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang to dry