Dumpster Fire Sweatshirt *PREORDER*

Preorder design. Product will be ready for pickup or shipping by January 6, 2026. All items ordered with a preorder top will be held until the entire order is ready.

For the days you’re glowing in spite of the chaos — or maybe because of it. Featuring “This Little Light of Mine, I’m Gonna Let It Shine,” this dumpster fire design gently nods to the mess while celebrating the sparkle.

Soft, reliable, and made to withstand both laundry day and life day, it’s the perfect piece for anyone whose optimism is still flickering, even in less-than-majestic circumstances.

Unisex fit, please reference chart when selecting your size.

Unisex sizing, most people size down from their traditional ladies size.

Unsure of your size? Measure the width of your favourite sweatshirt (armpit to armpit) and length (top to bottom).

S: 20”W x 26”L

M: 22”W x 27”L

L: 24” W x 28”L

XL: 26”W x 29”L

XXL: 28”W x 30”L

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang to dry