The Matriarchy Would Never Sweatshirt

Four words and a raised eyebrow. This text graphic is dry, clever, and deeply satisfying to wear in certain company.

A light-to-mid weight pullover crew neck in a standard unisex fit, cozy and composed and for the ones who say a lot without saying much at all.

Unisex fit, please reference the size chart when selecting your size.

Unisex sizing, most people size down from their traditional ladies size.

Unsure of your size? Measure the width of your favourite sweatshirt (armpit to armpit) and length (top to bottom).

S: 20”W x 26”L

M: 22”W x 27”L

L: 24” W x 28”L

XL: 26”W x 29”L

XXL: 28”W x 30”L

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang to dry