Stability Sweatshirt

If emotional stability isn’t in the cards, at least this little duck has a knife — and honestly, same energy. This design brings just the right mix of cute and mildly concerning, perfect for days when you’re holding it together with sarcasm and sheer force of will.

Made from our soft-but-durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it drapes comfortably without feeling boxy, holds its colour wash after wash, and is cozy enough to defuse (or encourage) a chaotic mood. Ideal for school runs, grocery-store existential crises, or reminding people you technically have stability… the ability to stab.

Unisex fit, please reference chart when selecting your size.

Unisex sizing, most people size down from their traditional ladies size.

Unsure of your size? Measure the width of your favourite sweatshirt (armpit to armpit) and length (top to bottom).

S: 20”W x 26”L

M: 22”W x 27”L

L: 24” W x 28”L

XL: 26”W x 29”L

XXL: 28”W x 30”L

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang to dry