Professional Overthinker Sweatshirt

For everyone who has replayed a conversation from three years ago at 2am, convinced themselves a two-minute wait for a text means something, or spent forty-five minutes deciding what to order only to second-guess it the moment the server walked away — this one's yours.

The Professional Overthinker Sweatshirt is equal parts self-aware and cozy. Wear it as a warning, wear it as a badge of honour, or just wear it because it's the most accurate thing in your closet. Either way, you've probably already thought about it more than necessary.

Unisex fit, please reference the size chart when selecting your size.

Unisex sizing, most people size down from their traditional ladies size.

Unsure of your size? Measure the width of your favourite sweatshirt (armpit to armpit) and length (top to bottom).

S: 20”W x 26”L

M: 22”W x 27”L

L: 24” W x 28”L

XL: 26”W x 29”L

XXL: 28”W x 30”L

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang to dry