My Therapist Eats Hay Sweatshirt

Some people journal. Some people meditate. Some people head to the barn.

The My Therapist Eats Hay Sweatshirt (complete with horse graphic) is for the ones who know that four hooves and a little hay solve more than most conversations. It’s witty, relatable, and guaranteed to get a knowing smile from fellow horse lovers.

Made from our ultra-soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it’s cozy without overheating and structured without feeling stiff. It drapes comfortably at the hip, layers easily over tees, and holds its shape wash after wash — no shrinking, no fading, no drama.

Perfect for early barn mornings, cool arena nights, or anywhere you’d rather smell hay than stress.

Unisex fit, please reference chart when selecting your size.

Unisex sizing, most people size down from their traditional ladies size.

Unsure of your size? Measure the width of your favourite sweatshirt (armpit to armpit) and length (top to bottom).

S: 20”W x 26”L

M: 22”W x 27”L

L: 24” W x 28”L

XL: 26”W x 29”L

XXL: 28”W x 30”L

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang to dry