Attempted Murder Tee

Two crows on a branch = cute. Two crows on a branch being legally classified as an “attempted murder” = even better. This subtle nod to corvid humour is perfect for bird lovers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people pause for half a second.

The fabric is soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering — warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for everything else. It holds up beautifully in the wash, just like a crow’s lifelong commitment to causing polite mischief.

Unisex fit, please reference chart when selecting your size.

Unisex sizing, most people wear their true size for a relaxed look.

Unsure of your size? Measure the width of your favourite tee (armpit to armpit) and length (top to bottom).

S: 18”W x 28”L

M: 20”W x 29”L

L: 22”W x 30”L

XL: 24”W x 31”L

XXL: 26”W x 32”L

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang to dry