My Therapist Eats Hay Tee

Therapy looks a little different around here.

The My Therapist Eats Hay Tee (featuring a horse, obviously) is equal parts humour and heart. It’s perfect for the equestrian crowd — or anyone who finds their peace in a stable instead of a waiting room.

Crafted from our soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend, this tee feels breathable, smooth, and sturdy all at once. It drapes comfortably at the hip, doesn’t go boxy, and washes beautifully without losing its shape or print.

Wear it to the barn, to brunch, or anywhere you want to quietly signal that your coping mechanisms have hooves.

Unisex fit, please reference chart when selecting your size.

Unisex sizing, most people wear their true size for a relaxed look.

Unsure of your size? Measure the width of your favourite tee (armpit to armpit) and length (top to bottom).

S: 18”W x 28”L

M: 20”W x 29”L

L: 22”W x 30”L

XL: 24”W x 31”L

XXL: 26”W x 32”L

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang to dry