Sorry For What My Face Said Sweatshirt *PREORDER*

Preorder design. Product will be ready for pickup or shipping by January 6, 2026. All items ordered with a preorder top will be held until the entire order is ready.

When your facial expressions speak fluent sarcasm, this sweatshirt provides the perfect translation — featuring a wide-eyed raccoon who looks exactly like your internal monologue.

The fabric is soft enough for couch days but polished enough for humaning in public, with a relaxed unisex fit that doesn’t ride up. Wash after wash, it stays smooth, cosy, and ready for your next accidental expression.

Unisex fit, please reference chart when selecting your size.

Unisex sizing, most people size down from their traditional ladies size.

Unsure of your size? Measure the width of your favourite sweatshirt (armpit to armpit) and length (top to bottom).

S: 20”W x 26”L

M: 22”W x 27”L

L: 24” W x 28”L

XL: 26”W x 29”L

XXL: 28”W x 30”L

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang to dry