Sorry For What My Face Said Hoodie *PREORDER*

Preorder design. Product will be ready for pickup or shipping by January 6, 2026. All items ordered with a preorder top will be held until the entire order is ready.

Because sometimes your face speaks before you do — and frankly, it’s not sorry. This design features an adorably guilty-looking raccoon who captures the “my expression betrayed me” vibe perfectly.

Made from our comfy, easy-care blend, it’s ideal for workdays, group chats, or any situation requiring diplomatic facial control (or the lack thereof). Soft on the skin, dependable in the wash, and ready to back you up when your face absolutely will not.

Unisex fit, please reference chart when selecting your size.

Unisex sizing, most people size down from their traditional ladies size.

Unsure of your size? Measure the width of your favourite sweatshirt (armpit to armpit) and length (top to bottom).

S: 20”W x 26”L

M: 22”W x 27”L

L: 24” W x 28”L

XL: 26”W x 29”L

XXL: 28”W x 30”L

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang to dry