Attempted Murder Hoodie

Two crows on a branch = cute. Two crows on a branch being legally classified as an “attempted murder” = even better. This subtle nod to corvid humour is perfect for bird lovers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people pause for half a second.

The fabric is soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering — warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for everything else. It holds up beautifully in the wash, just like a crow’s lifelong commitment to causing polite mischief.

Unisex fit, please reference chart when selecting your size.

Unisex sizing, most people size down from their traditional ladies size.

Unsure of your size? Measure the width of your favourite sweatshirt (armpit to armpit) and length (top to bottom).

S: 20”W x 26”L

M: 22”W x 27”L

L: 24” W x 28”L

XL: 26”W x 29”L

XXL: 28”W x 30”L

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang to dry